is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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