Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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