Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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