omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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