can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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