My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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