some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
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Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
We're too hungover to prance.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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