Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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