walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
love makes seman taste better
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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