is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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