I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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