Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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