So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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