I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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