singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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