so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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