youre lurking in front of me
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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