U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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We just shotgunned beers for America
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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