Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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