): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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