pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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