Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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