I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
only you would photoshop your dick
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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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