Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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