I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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