Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I have post one night stand depression
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