I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
they need to just BURY HIM!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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