She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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