he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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