He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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