I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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