Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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