Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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