if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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