Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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