He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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