ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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