she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Do vagina's smell?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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