Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I just gargled with NyQuil
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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