We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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