his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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