Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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