How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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