Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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