you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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