You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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