There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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