Non-Jews are for practice
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
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So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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