i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I FOUND THE LEGS
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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