so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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