I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
well you can't waste a boner
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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